andthenisay:

sallymurphy:

don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then woops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it

this is why, in particularly intense reading situations, i physically put my hand over the bottom of the page so i can’t accidentally spoil myself.

i take this shit seriously.

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ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

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spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

(via ohteenscanrelate)

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

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my milkshakes are safe
for now

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my milkshakes

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What’s my reputation? What do you think when you see my URL?

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